What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 01:25

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.